Friday, February 18, 2011

A PENIS PARY?

Hello Lovers, it's Justyn.
I wasn't planning on blogging tonight, BUT I have to share the latest and greatest Shanghai has to offer. Sunny and I went out looking for some innocent dumpling and retail therapy this evening. What we got was a whole lotta c*#k (sorry mom- I had to!) . On our walk to the shopping district, we passed a man- within a foot- who whipped out his manhood to do his business on the sidewalk. I was grossed out and Sunny thought it was no big deal, as the Chinese seem to go to the bathroom wherever they are when they need to go. To me- gross. I was pretty over it after a few minutes and we carried on to overindulge in dumplings at Yangs, shopping at Zara, and a banana and chocolate ice cream crepe topped with whipped cream and chocolate syrup. It was a warm, gushy, gooey, sweet piece of heaven. My thoughts about asian penis' were long gone. We also stopped for some street food on our walk home, which was AMAZING, but 3 skewers later, we were wondering  "How on earth  will we be able to wear our costumes tomorrow for the "Pervert Party" we are attending?" Ha! So, speaking of perverts, as we were walking home a man standing in between 2 cars (on THE SAME well lit street) whips out HIS weenis and starts rubbing away. Well, it was more like a disgusting jerking that made me feel a little dirty. While I was shocked and speechless, Sunny started yelling and shrieking as she bolted down the street. For some reason, I found the whole thing quite entertaining. I think if I was in America I would have been totally appalled, but since this entire culture is new to me, nothing shocks me too much. Besides, we had already seen one on the way there- I thought "maybe this is just how they roll over here".....
More on the "Pervert Party" tomorrow.... Should be an adventure for sure!

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